I had one of those moments in life last night when I saw something that I didn’t know what to think. As a person, who lives life to let those do what they wish I was conflicted with what I am about to describe.
My son and I were at a local subway (sandwiches, not transport).
Sidebar: did you know they serve their breakfast sandwiches all day? This is awesome! I have been screaming for years that McDonalds should serve McMuffin’s all day. I digress.
In line in front of us was an elderly lady and what appeared to be her grandson. He was ordering their food and paying for it. Seemed like a nice kid.
He left the store with his food and left grandma sitting at a table to enjoy her fare. Not sure why but it seemed odd to take granny to the Subway, buy her dinner and split. Grandma was a bit on the heavy side and sat there eating talking on her cell phone the entire time. Hopefully she was doing the Jared diet. The scenario gets more interesting.
I noticed she was wearing one of those Skechers shoes with the rounded sole for improving your health (etc etc). “Shape Ups”? Or something like that.
On the surface this is not odd at all. I would applaud anyone of any age taking an interest and effort in their physical health. But here is where it was strange.
1. She was in a motorized scooter. Note: Subway is not Wal-mart (nor were we in a Wal-mart). She owns the scooter. She showed at the Subway on the scooter.
(if you spend your time motoring around, why bother with the high tech tennies?)
Here’s the kicker. No PUN intended.
2. She had one leg.
……………. that’s about all I have to say.
I want to know where the other Skecher is.
Be warned for what I am about to say may come off as judgmental.
They put on a ballcap and a hoodie and “went out for breakfast”. It was 9am at this point. They had faces that told a story of a late night. I would guess a “date night” (if you know what I mean). I was happy for them. I was also slightly envious. God bless ‘em. 
